Every holiday, year after year, we've heard these lines, bristled at them, joked about them, been caught off guard by them, and had no answer. Then we learned to cope. We may never have the perfect comeback, but we've grown up enough to turn our irritation into content and our memories into designs.

ReputeUs proudly presents: holiday clichés.

We wish you a happy holiday.

Sweetheart, bring the guests some tea!

Son, look at that hair, you look like a priest.

If we keep eating like this everywhere, how are we ever going to lose the weight!

Sweetheart, we follow you on Facebook too, you know.

What are you sacrificing this holiday?

No, I don't eat sacrificial meat.

We only ever see you once a holiday.

My goodness, look how big the kids have grown.